just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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