I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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