never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just gift wrapped bread.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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