At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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