they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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