i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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