wat bout pragnant strippers??
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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