There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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