there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
