they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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