I wish I only lived at night.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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