Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
