If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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