yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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