Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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