So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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