I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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