why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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