Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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