Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Randomize