I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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