apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
