Christians are straight up FREAKS
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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