Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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