talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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