You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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