Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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