She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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