Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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