If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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