I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Randomize
