You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
COCAINE IS GR8
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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