I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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