dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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