I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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