I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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