found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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