Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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