Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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