You surviving the open bar?
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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