I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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