There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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