we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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