I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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