It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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