I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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