There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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