You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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