Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
