found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I need moral support for this bender
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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