Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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