Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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