what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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