We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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