I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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