I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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