last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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