waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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