Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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